|| pissed off
yo yo yo whut up world! i saw dis lil' survey in mah nicca thuqq_misz's journel... an' as we all kno, dis bitch aint EVEN mah freind n' i don' like hurr 4 NOTHIN' ch'all. nah. nah. so i'ma sho u all dis dum bitches shit. u can find mah DIRECTA'S COMMINTARRY in bold. go change ya panties ch'all cuz u bout 2 pee urself laughin!!!!!1!
001) What time did you start this?: 11:50pm
002) Name?: Ashleigh
ooh babee slap ur momma fo' dat shit... u see dats y they shuldnt let mommas name they kids when them doctas KNO da bitch jus' got done shootin sum cocain or sum shit.
003) Date of birth?: September 5th
004) Sex?: iMa thuqq misz - hOllah
ur sex is "thuqq misz?" is dat like hermafrodite or sum shit? lolz, bitch u krazy...
005) Height?: 5'3
006) Eye color?: hazel
007) Weight?: idk .. idc : ]
008) Location?: St JaMes , Lonq Island, NY
009) Where were you born?: Florida
012) Do you have a crush on someone?: mmHm
INSERT HOOCHIE HOOPS N' FINGA-SNAPPIN'!!!1!!!
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: noPe
ooooh boy am i surprised!!1!! LoLz!!
015) How long have you been together? neqative
016) What are you wearing right now?: tee shirt + jeans
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: possibly
don' lie ho
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: yess
MMMMMMM, now i c how u gettin dat diploma gurl!!
019) Are you a virgin?: yes : ]
020) Do you smoke?: Cigs? Yes Pot? Maybe
021) Do you drink?: once ina while
022) Are you ghetto?: 2 tha fullest ma neEzy
o mah gaat... BOUGHETTO! is dis bitch playin wit Xtina? mah gaat...
023) Are you a player?: fucC that .. its pimpette 2 you
LoLz... r u serius wit dis shit? ur "fucC"in crakkin' me up wit dis, biznitch!
024) What are your favorite colors?: red blue
025) What is your favorite animal?: tiqer
wtf is a "TIQER?" dat must be sum shit u find in da inna-city GHETTO cuz i don' even kno bout dat shit
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: yeSs
LoLz, dats ill
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: nope
029) Have you ever beat someone up? ive done damaqe
031) Have you ever been slapped?: pimp slapped ..
HAHAHAHAHASHAHSHHDHHAHAHAHAHAHA DAT SH1T GOT ME GEEKIN', oh man u r a silly ho!
032) Do you go online a lot?: yeahH
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: outqoinq ..
034) Do you shower?: hmm .. NO!? duHh
shit bitch, u fat N' u don' shower? no wunda u aint got no man!
035) Do you hate school?: YES
036) Do you have a social life?: oh yeSs
037) How easily do you trust people?: not at all
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: yes
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing? yes
040) Would you ever sky dive?: if someone paid for me
041) Do you like to dance?: yes
068) Have you ever been out of state?: umm yeah
069) Do you like to travel?: no
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: yes
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: omg yeah
y u wanna leeve da ghet, gurl? all dem TIQERS all ova... itz beautiful. lolz
072) Are you spoiled?: aha .. nahh
073) Are you a brat?: nah
074) Have you ever been dumped?: yeah its a part of life
076) What's your favorite drink?: sprite
077) Do you like Snapple?: mMhMm
they gotz a word 4 u gurl... CHICKEN HEAD
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yes
079) What toothpaste do you use?: watever is there
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: nO
081) Do you have a curfew?: yeah but do i obey should be the question ..
082) Who do you look up to?: xtina
OH MAHHH GAAAT GURL U R SO SWEET... 2 bad i don' like ur ass. don' by no more of mah albums biznitch.
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: ecko red
in case u'all didn' kno she wuz "fuCc"in gheto b4...
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?:
i kno that u maybe didn' kno whut dat say cuz ur so ghetto... lemme put it in words u can unnastand: whut kinda BLING u b rokkin'?
087) What do you have pierced?: tonque + ears and in a lil while myy nose
oh maah gaat gurl, culd u be playin on mah style ANY MORE? shit, i gotz "myy" nose purrced 2 bitch
088) What do you want pierced?: nose which im boout 2 do
089) Do you like taking pictures?: yah
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sure
091) Do you have a tan?: no
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: yEss
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: yupP
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: nah
095) Do you have your own pool?: nope
course not, u'all eva hurrd of a cardbord boxx on da side of da street dat got itz own pooL?
096) Do you have any siblings?: yessss
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
098) Have you ever been played?: yepP
099) Have you ever played someone?: eHh ..
100) Do you get along with your parents?: parents? what are those?
shit ho, u r one!!! don' play it off like u aint got no kids, we all kno da TROOF!
102) How do you vent your anger?: fiqht
103) Have you ever run away?: haha .. qoOd question!
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: yes lol
105) Do you even have a job?: yea
106) Do you daydream a lot: ahuh
107) Do you have a lot of ex�s?: oh yeah
108) Do you run your mouth?: shiiit ill run it to ya face
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: my anqel winqs
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: nothin yet .. :X
111) What are your favorite flowers?: yellow roses
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: it dont matter
yeah, jus' so long as he will pimp slap ur skank ass and knokk u up!
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: brown hair, brown eyes, shorT, skinnyyyy - CMJ!
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: nahh theres been attempts
whutchoo call DIS SHIT, u bitch?
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: like wednesday
116) Are you rude?: lets juss say .. upfront
how bout we juss say "HO?"
117) What was the last compliment you received?: "iMa SeXxY mOfO"
118) Do you like getting dirty?: hOllaH
ahhh HEEEEEELLLL no bitch u aint dirrty fo' NUTHIN, an dis is cumin frum da DIRRT QUEEN bitch, what!
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: no
121) What is your heritage? a lot
jus' say u don' kno cuz ur deadbeat dad left ur ho mom when he found out she wuz pregnent witchu!
122) What is your lucky number?: 5
123) What does your hair look like right now?: dark brown, puerto rican part, low curly bun
O_O "who got da HOOCH, baby..."
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: nah
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: earlier
126) Describe your looks?: dark brown hair, hazel eyes, shoulder lenqth, idk ..
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: the dark brown that it is
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: if i liked them enouqh
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: if i liked them enouqh
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: i dont remember
rememba... it wuz when ur drunk ass passt out and u got sum dicks run up ya ass by all them guys in dat alleyway
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: the otha nite
ptshh... bitch pleez
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: receive
OF COURSE you greedy silly ho
133) Have you ever given? um yeah
HAHAHAHAHA of course ho
134) Have you ever received? duHh
oh mah gaat, r u TRYIN 2 sound like a ho???/??
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: i wish
136) Do you have one now?: once aqain .. i wish
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: 3
coincadently dats how many guys did u on ur couch dis weekend
138) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yeah
oh mah gaat... must i say it agin: YOUSE A HO
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: a half and half mix of both
don' lie, u aint even kno who ur daddee is!
141) Do you cry a lot?: nah
142) Do you ever cry to get your way? nah
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be? a finqer
oh mah gaat... now u all kno i aint da quickest crayon in da boxx, but yo, even I kno a "finqer" aint a limb! shit u dumb trick!!!
144) What phrase do you use most on the phone?: be easy
DATS UR MOTTO HUH TRICK!
145) Are you the romantic type?: sorta
yeah rite, ur idea of foreplay is the man sayin "don't scream or i'll cut you"
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: haha .. no comment
pleeez, jus say "i live in da ghetto, nuff said!"
147) What do you like most about your body?: idk
i could asnwer dat: loose cooch
148) What do you like least about your body?: personaL
itz a STD, huh?
150) When was the last time you threw up?: idk
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: brunettes
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: diff pair every day .. qotta match!
damm gurl, i kno its hard to match dem maturnity clothes!
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly: nah
154) What about cleavage?: sometimes
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: nope
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: oh yeah
yeah, UR CHILD
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: nah
158) What color are your underwear right now: blue
159) What theme does your room have?: purple
160) What size shoe do you wear?: it depends
161) What jewelry are you wearing: nothin
162)What time did you finish this? 12:15
i hop dat teaches ur ass 2 mess wit DIRRTASTIC Xtina, bitch-ass thuqq_misz... i aint gon' "misz" UR FACE when i knokk u da fuck out! stay da fuck out mah journle u trick or i'ma lay ur ass OUT! shit... yo, if NE of yall are tru Xtina fans, y dont'chall go to thuqq_misz's journle and leeve her bitch ass a comment and let hurr kno NOT to mess wit Xtina an' hurr peepz! An' lemme hear u give hurr a big FUUUUCK U rite hurr in mah journle, peepz!
NEWAYZ, now dat i be done showin thuqq_misz wussup, i want ch'all 2 b da 1st 2 hear dis news... dis summa i'ma b tourin' da GLOBE wit chur boy, CHINGY! No shit, son!!1!!1 How strait NICCA is dat shit? aint nobody gon' tell dis gurl she aint black now! noBOdy can HOL'... US DOWN! F'rillz. holla @ me ch'all...